Don't Most Bands Today Just Suck!?!

Suck it, Coldplay!!!

Hey you consumers! Get on out to your local record store (Hahaha! What's a record store, you say? It was a place where you went to actually pay money to own records, which is what I understand people did before the internets!) or wherever it is that you buy music...legally and do your part in providing much needed financial assistance to Michael Jackson's creditors. I'm getting Hard Day's Night!