SpiderMeh...

I've got a list of things that turns my crank, like this:

I'm Positive She's Paying Him.

And this:

He Might Be Clean, But I Feel Dirty!

 

And this:

Bonus Fetish: Clean White Shirt

 And this:

But No Shirt Works Too.

And this:

Umm...I'll Be In My Room.

Despite suffering from archnophobia, a dude with a great body in a Spiderman suit is one of my things(ahem).  I seriously flirted with a guy in a Spiderman suit who worked at the Times Square Toys 'R' Us because, really, you should have seen the can on that guy! Like two halves of a canteloupe in the back of his tights! It was epic!  But this Andrew Garfield guy?